Take the roast. Keep the insights.
A personalized roast and an overall 0–100 score turn hard-to-hear feedback into something you'll actually read.
Roast My Website by SiteSizzle
Your website sucks.
Let AI prove it.
A little heat. A lot of clarity. Get a brutally honest website roast, a score out of 100, and a smarter plan for what to fix next.
See what gets roastedHonest feedback.
Zero sugarcoating.Bring the heat ↗
Zero sugarcoating.Bring the heat ↗
Our ground rules
Evidence before punchlines
Limitations made clear
Public sharing is your choice
01 / From ouch to actionable
The roast is funny.
The next steps are serious.
Built for founders, creators, and small businesses who need useful feedback—not another vague checklist.
The inspection
Six angles.
One clearer picture.
Look beyond a pretty homepage. Understand the signals that shape a visitor's first impression.
Design & mobile friendliness01
SEO & readability02
Speed & trustworthiness03
Coverage depends on accessible page data. A website score is a directional assessment, not a certified audit.
Turn criticism into a fix list.
Go deeper with detailed recommendations or a complete makeover plan. Know what needs attention before you redesign everything.
Make improvement a friendly rivalry.
Share a Roast Report Card, challenge a friend with permission, and choose whether to join the best-and-worst leaderboard.
02 / Pick your level of heat
Start with a roast.
Leave with a plan.
Try the basic roast for free. Choose deeper guidance when you're ready to make changes.
Basic roast
Your personalized roast and overall website score.
Free
Detailed analysis
One-time report with AI analysis and improvement recommendations.
$4.99
Makeover plan
One-time complete website makeover plan.
$14.99
Monthly monitoring
Recurring website monitoring and updated roast reports.
$29/month
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before you turn up the heat
Less guessing. Better websites.
Your next great redesign
starts with an honest roast.
Bring your URL. Leave your ego at the door. Find the improvements worth making.
Get my free roast